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"Judge, I witnessed something I shouldn't have at the Motel, and ever since, a whole bunch of things have happened. I'll tell you about the latest one. I was in the Bar in Purgatory and a cowboy from your clan bought me a drink. I was blind drunk and that will-o'-the-wisp dragged me away and buried me… alive!
I managed to get out of that hole with what little remained of my Xantiax and also because a dog, who was hanging around there, literally peed on what should have been my grave..."
"Look, I'm bu..."
"Wait up, I haven't finished! I'd just about managed to get rid of that stupid dog, when suddenly the ground started to shake and I turned around to see a huge Scarlacc who swallowed me whole!
And here I stand before you! I shouldn't be here, Judge, I should never have stopped off in this town!"
"I can't send you back to the living, the spell will hound you forever and we'll end up in the same situation... but we could find a compromise: I need reinforcements in the village. So, what do you say?"
