Shaferxxt Common

We have no idea how this variety of flaccid octopus managed to talk #Judge Lynch into letting him return to the land of the living, or even of where he comes from, but he seems to be settling in just fine. After having his clothes altered to look like normal people and toting a gun at each end of his tentacles, you’d be hard pressed to tell him apart from one of the locals. His only downfall is that he still dribbles when he speaks…