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“Breaking News!
No, you’re wrong. This time round it’s not about politicians trying to interrupt our programs with mindless chatter. We have spotted and filmed a strange creature in action near Clint City’s Zoo! It seems to be some sort of green animal…attacking a Montana with Kung Fu moves!
So stay tuned: June, your faithful reporter, is going to find out just what it is and interview it for you at home!”