Hubert Common

You might think that skeletons are real old-timers who haven’t got a clue about clothes and fashion. After all, most of them don’t have much to hide! Except Hubert, that is. This heap of bones spends all his time hidden away in his tomb glued to his computer screen watching fashion shows and dreaming of haute couture. The problem is he’s never come to terms with his corpse-like condition. But now perhaps Hubert has finally found a way to overcome his complex. After spending so much time surfing the web, he’s come across www.montana.cc where you can buy absolutely anything, including…skin… It might just be enough to camouflage his “deformity” and perhaps even revolutionize fashion in the Nightmare cemetery!